Gouge Out Your Eyes

Heyyy I'm Sam. 17. Southern California. Music, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Adventure Time, Gaming, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and overall nerdy shit.

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via bitch-betta-have-mah-honey)

dutchster:

i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable

(via bitch-betta-have-mah-honey)

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(via homoflexual)

me:*sees somebody watching anime*
me:haha nerd
me:*goes home and watches anime*

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via hannahbananahbutt)

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