"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
|me:||*sees somebody watching anime*|
|me:||*goes home and watches anime*|
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
people speak other languages you complete fuckwit