Gouge Out Your Eyes

Heyyy I'm Sam. 17. Southern California. Music, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Adventure Time, Gaming, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and overall nerdy shit.


"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via bitch-betta-have-mah-honey)


i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable

(via bitch-betta-have-mah-honey)


*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(via homoflexual)

me:*sees somebody watching anime*
me:haha nerd
me:*goes home and watches anime*



i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis, via hannahbananahbutt)

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